Fake It Till You Make It
Your Own Personal Paparazzi Horde
Tribeca is upon us once again, bringing with it one of your favorite fortnights of screenings, faux-celeb after-parties, real-celeb after-after-parties and general filmic revelry.
And somehow, your invite got lost in the mail. Luckily, we have a completely unorthodox, mildly insane and potentially dangerous way in.
Introducing EL-Celebrity, a paparazzi-for-hire service that might just be your ticket into Bobby's latest industry bash.
It's not for the faint of heart or the easily shamed, but desperate times call for desperate measures, and you'd be surprised all the doors that will open for you when you're running from a mob of paparazzi.
Picture this: you step out of your limo and are greeted by the astonished yelps of a few strategically placed fans. No sooner do you greet the crowd than a pair of twin Vespas pull up bearing scoop-hungry paparazzi who proceed to snap away. Blinded by flashbulbs, you stumble over the red carpet toward the shelter of the nearest starlet-packed party. Gentleman that he is, the colossal T-bone of a bouncer runs interference on the photographic horde, and you're free to work your magic on the partygoers—and charmingly recount the time you were there to help Sienna pick up the pieces (again) in Cannes.
Ah, the price of fame...
